Sunday, April 25, 2010

Chinese + English = ?

 You might like it. This is hilarious... ...even an Englishman could not construct sentences using numeric, which is exclusive only to Malaysians and Singaporeans.  


Ah Lek was asked to make a sentence using 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.
Not only did he do it 1 to 10 , he did it again from 10 back to  1. This is what he came up with.....
 

1
 day I go 2 climb a 3  outside a house to peep. But the couple saw me, so I panic and 4 down. The man rushed out and wanted to 5  with me.. I ran until I fell 6  and  
threw up. So I go into 7  -eleven and grabbed some 8  to throw at him. Then I took a 9  and try to stab at him. 10  God he run away.  

10
 I put the 9  back and pay for the 8 and left 7 -eleven. Next day I called my
boss and told him I was 6  . He said 5 , tomorrow also no need to come back 4  work.

He also asked me to go climb a 3
  and jump down. I don't understand. I am so nice 2   him but I don't know what he 1 . 

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